I'm not that guy, who plays Videogames. My parenst taught me, that they would make me stupid, so I never played one... until my 14th birthday.
I got a gameboy with the game Pokémon Red. It was already used so I didn't care that the cover was a bit scretched. When I got all my presents I ran upstairs to my room, "loaded" the game into the gameboy and started it.
It didn't even start at the first time! I restarted it felt 100 times until it finally started. Yes my condition with new thinks is really vast. I was so happy when I read the title screen... or not:
Pokémon Version Rouge, appuyez sur Start!
My parents just bought me waste from France?! REALLY?! I mean, I needed to waste worthy hours of my life to start this game!
And then the game crashed... SUPER!
I started it again... this time I could go to the "New Game" screen. I started a new game...
Oak: Hello, Welcome to YOUR DEATH! (this was weird, because it was written in red! and the gameboy can't show other colors then bacl and white! )
I skipped the into because I knew it would take too long and there wasn't really much other weird things in the beginning.
Finally, I could choose my first Pokémon... A sad looking Bulbasaur, A depressive Squirtle and a suicidal Charmander... That wouldn't be normal. When I chose my Pokémon... the whole laboratory was red and the guys in it were replaced by ghosts! My rival wanted to fight. A screamy noice came out of my game boy and I got sucked into the game...
Welcome to the hell...