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Using this random generator: [link]
# of Pokemon: 1
Pokedex Region: National Dex
Pokemon Type: Any
Exclude Legends: No
Exclude Not From Evolution (Pokemon that have not evolved): No
Then generate ONLY ONE Pokemon per question. If you get the same Pokemon twice, that is okay. Some questions require you to have more than one Pokemon, so in that case switch the generator # of Pokemon to the required amount needed."
1. You look to this Pokemon when you are in need of help in emergencies.
... i know they won't troll me
2. People say you act a lot like this Pokemon.
no, definitifly not...
3. People say you look a lot like this Pokemon.
whatever you smoked... I WANT IT TOO!
4. This Pokemon is your favorite shiny.
ehm... leider nein... noch mal!
5. You sometimes mistake this Pokemon as your favorite legend.
6. This Pokemon is the most loyal to you.
EVOLVE TO ARBOK AND EAT ME!
7. This Pokemon wants to kill you.
... *takes out shotgun* NEVER DECLARE WAR TO A GERMAN!
8. This Pokemon is in love with you.
9. This Pokemon is jealous of you for all the wrong reasons.
10. This Pokemon watches you sleep.
BALTOY ... GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!
11. This Pokemon stole your bed.
GIVE IT BACK TO MÜÜÜ!!!!
12. This Pokemon shares the same interests as you.
13. This Pokemon is your husband/wife.
... ... ... WHY ME?!
14. You had triplets, these 3 Pokemon are your children.
what did i do...
WHERE IS THAT DUTCHMAN WHO SELL ME THIS COFFEE?!
BONLY or was it the belgian...
15. This Pokemon massages your feet.
DO IT LIKE HIM, CHINESE! >
This Pokemon lives under your bed.
hahahahahahaha... someone wants to buy my bed? :/
17. Your missing Pokemon game was stolen by this Pokemon.
give it back... AND TOGETHER WE GET THE WORLD DOMINATION! >
18. This Pokemon is in the mood to drink a million cans of Pepsi.
you say it will be more hyperactive?... *hides*
19. This Pokemon (in shiny form) defeated your most powerful Pokemon, although they are only level 1.
20. Finally... This Pokemon is you.
let's prevent 's plan to burn the world and TO KIDNAPP METTHEW! >